If you’ve yet to decide what you’re going to do this Valentine’s Day, then here’s a suggestion: Masturbate.
Whether you’re single, coupled up or somewhere in between, masturbation is the gift that keeps on giving. But too many women aren’t doing it, and a lot of the others won’t actually talk about it.
The more we talk about it, the more we can reap the benefits
when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???
“gee, doc, now why didn’t I think of that!!”
i know i already reblogged this like 20 minutes ago but I think this is my favourite vine of all time.
Her face tho. “Lil filthy kid its gonna take more than just a hug.”
when he texts u first
she deserves an Oscar.. look at that dedication
Me
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current mood: that ridiculous scream r2d2 does when something shitty happens to him
